Burpee Wrangler: Workout Alarm

Stop snoozing your life away. Meet the high-friction accountability alarm clock disguised as a neon-soaked 80s retro 3D game.

Standard alarm clocks fail because they are too easy to turn off half-asleep. Standard workout apps fail because they lack morning enforcement. Burpee Wrangler 3000 solves both: your morning alarm will not stop ringing until you physically drop down and complete your daily target of camera-verified burpees.

No extra gym hardware, wearable, or sensor required. Just prop your iPhone against a wall or water bottle, step back, and let the AI count your reps.

Burpee Wrangler requires an active subscription (with free trial for new users) to access the app and workout alarm.

WHY BURPEE WRANGLER WINS YOUR MORNING

Real-Time Vision AI Rep Detection

Forget tapping the screen or shaking your phone while lying in bed. Our on-device AI tracks your body movement in real time. Cheat reps don’t count. If you don't do the work, the alarm keeps ringing!

Gamified 3D Synthwave Ranch

Your morning sweat fuels a living retro Cyber-Ranch! Every verified burpee wrangles escaped neon creatures into your pens. Miss a day? The decay engine kicks in and your creatures escape into the cyber-wasteland. Maintain your daily streak to construct and upgrade futuristic corrals, chutes, and glowing windmills.

Adrenaline-Pumping Cyber Rover Chase

Hit your consistency milestones to unlock fast-paced bonus mini-games. Pilot your Cyber-Rover across a neon canyon while you chase for bonus currency and customization rewards.

Viral Dual-Camera Video Export

Turn your morning struggle into your proudest social flex. After silencing the alarm, the app automatically edits a fast-forward clip of your workout, overlaid with an authentic 80s arcade HUD. Save it straight to your camera roll or share to social media with one tap.

Global Community Leaderboards

Compete against early risers, CrossFit athletes, and habit builders across the globe. Climb the weekly volume leaderboard, prove your consistency on the streak rankings, or battle for all-time burpee supremacy.

100% On-Device Privacy First

Your camera feed never leaves your iPhone. All pose tracking and video rendering run locally in device memory. We never stream, store, or upload your private morning camera frames to the cloud.

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HOW TO GET STARTED:

1. Set your wake-up time and select your fitness level.

2. When the alarm fires, prop your iPhone up so your full body is visible.

3. Complete your burpees to silence the sound, save your ranch, and conquer your day!

Download Burpee Wrangler today and build the most unstoppable morning streak of your life!

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SUBSCRIPTION & ACCESS:

Burpee Wrangler requires an active auto-renewing subscription to access all features, workouts, alarm functionality, and minigames. We offer monthly and lifetime subscription plans, including a free trial period for new members.

Payment will be charged to your Apple ID account at confirmation of purchase. Subscriptions automatically renew unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Your account will be charged for renewal within 24 hours prior to the end of the current period. You can manage and cancel your subscriptions by going to your App Store account settings after purchase. Any unused portion of a free trial period, if offered, will be forfeited when you purchase a subscription.

HEALTH & SAFETY DISCLAIMER:

Burpee Wrangler is an exercise accountability tool and does not provide medical or health advice. Consult with a qualified healthcare professional or physician before starting any intense physical exercise routine. Do not use if you have a pre-existing medical or cardiovascular condition that may be aggravated by vigorous physical exertion.

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